SOTW Roundup: 7/22/2012 - 7/28/2012
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SOTW Roundup: 7/22/2012 - 7/28-2012
Yeah, the IOC took down the Rambling Morons’
YouTube upload within an hour or so of being posted. For those of you who don’t
know, Rambing Morons is a small podcast based in Kansas City. They’re good, but
they’re not exactly reaching a mass audience. With that said, how the hell did
the IOC find this upload almost instantly and have it removed? Fuck “how,” what
about why? Copyright infringement laws are around to protect the hard work of
people and entities and to prevent others from profiting off of it. Rambling
Morons did nothing wrong here. The IOC were enforcing the letter of the law,
not the SPIRIT of the law. NBC fucked up the broadcasting (and apps) of the
Olympics. The IOC fucked up the games as a whole. London 2012: The Death of the
Olympics. There is one thing that neither NBC nor the IOC can screw up…THIS
WEEK’S ROUNDUP!*
* Screwing this up is MY job…and I do it well.
The
NCAA raped Penn State with sanctions. Below are the conditions of the
sanctions:
·
$60 million fine (proceeds go to endowment fund
for victims of sexual abuse)
·
Four-year bowl ban.
·
All victories from 1998 to 2011 vacated.
·
Annual scholarships reduced from 25 to 15 for
four years (current players cannot transfer and ineligible outside of Penn
State).
·
Five-year probation period.
This is worse than the death penalty (i.e. no
football program at all for a year). In other words, the legendary Penn State
football program is done…forever. The $60 million dollar fine doesn’t include
any civil suits that may come in the near future. Who’s going to pay for all
this? The school, obviously, but money from the football program alone couldn’t
possibly cover the costs of all the pending civil suits. Other sports programs
and possibly academic programs might feel the effects of these sanctions. And
why are the victories vacated? Since when did boy-fucking give you a
competitive edge? Paterno WAS the winningest coach in college football, but has
now fallen down to #12 in overall NCAA records and #5 in Division I NCAA. Some
people find this to be unfair, but ask the victims whether or not they think
it’s fair. These sanctions set a HUGE precedent. If you cover up child
molesters, you will be DESTROYED once we eventually find out…and we WILL find
out someday. This is a major victory for everyone across the board, not just
for college sports. If you protect child molesters, you’re DONE. Message sent
and received.
For the first time since some local girl
(Catherine Fox) won a gold medal in 1996, my hometown of Roeland Park, KS
(suburb of Kansas City) has made national news. Coincidentally, it’s taking
place during another Summer Olympics…and that’s where the similarities end. A
puppeteer who fantasized about raping, murdering, and EATING children has been
arrested. Here’s his mugshot:
I’m not sure what gave it away; the way he looks
or the fact he was a puppeteer. Anyway, this guy is not from Roeland Park. Want
to take a wild guess which state he’s from? If you guessed Florida, you are not
smart, but you are correct. Ronald William Brown (guy pictured above) had been
involved with some graphic Internet chats with another man…the other man,
Michael Arnett, is from my hometown. The two talked about cannibalizing
children. The FBI found all sorts of child porn on Brown’s computer, including
one where the child was decapitated. Here is a snippet from one exchange:
Brown: "Maybe I can tell him that
he’s a big boy now and he can take it. I
could
give him a choice on how he wants to go.”
Arnett: “That would be nice of you :) Give
him choices/ all which end up in him being cut up and eaten."
Brown: “"I could ask him how he
wants each cut of his body to be done and then label it for him with a black
marker.”
This motherfucker makes Sandusky look like a
saint. Then again, it is the Internet. About 99% of all claims made via chat
room are completely full of shit. I’m really hoping this not the 1%.
I’m completely against all the media hype about
the theater shooting in Colorado, but this next story is interesting and has
nothing to do with James Holmes. One of the
victims is suing the theater for the massacre. Torrence Brown, Jr. is suing
Century 16 Theater for letting the whole thing happen. By the way, Brown was
never injured. Unfortunately, his friend was shot in the chest and died, so
he’s suing for suffering from extreme trauma. Also, he’s suing THREE people:
the theater, Holmes’ doctors and Warner Bros. I never thought I would rail
against someone who was present during the shooting, but fuck this guy. He’s
trying to earn a big paycheck off a major tragedy. You know either he or
someone he knows came up with the idea of cashing in on this. Is he a little
traumatized after this? Sure, but I am sure that was NEVER the motivation
behind this lawsuit. The fact that he’s trying to sue Warner Bros. for this
proves that a) he’s a fucking moron and b) his lawyer also is a gold-digging
moron and has no dignity whatsoever. Fuck ‘em and everybody else that abuses
the legal system (*cough* Danielle *cough*).
There aren’t enough Jews in politics. There aren’t
enough women in politics. Jewish women? Thank God (the one that ISN’T the
father of Jesus) Mindy
Meyer is running for the New York state Senate. She will be the first
Orthodox Jewish woman to do so. A Conservative Republican, Meyers is only
22-years-old…so she knows EXACTLY what she is doing. Don’t believe me? Here’s a
screenshot of here insanely professional, well thought-out website:
Ohhhhhh, so THAT’S why no Orthodox Jewish woman
has ever won a seat in the Senate. Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me? “I’m Senator
And I Know It”?!?!?!?! Leopard print font?!?!?! LMFAO as the music played on
your homepage?!?!? This has to be a joke, but it’s not. If she gets elected,
this country just went full retard! This is exactly what happens when we don’t
put good-looking rich girls in their place. I am sure that NO ONE told her this
was a bad idea…before or AFTER the website was launched. If you are worried
about her lack of experience (or intelligence), fear not: "I can tell you
one thing, I have no experience in corruption.” Enough said.
Attention all hippies, PETA members, vegans, and
other worthless people: you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about or
doing. Also, animals HATE you. Point in case: A
child was bitten by a rapid bat because of people like you. While hanging
out at the beach, a 10-year-old noticed a small crowd gathered around a bat
that was just lying on the beach. The bat was probably just chillin’ minding
his own business until some woman picked it up and told the children to gather
around if they wanted to see and pet the bat…because, you know, she was a bat
expert. Except for she wasn’t. When the 10-year-old went to pet the bat, the
bat bit her…because, you know, it’s a fucking bat being approached by a larger
animal. One can safely assume that whoever picked up the bat for display was
one of those “all animals are precious and beautiful” types. Or maybe she was
mentally retarded…oh wait…same thing! Bad news: EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL WOULD KILL
AND EAT YOU IF THEY COULD! Unfortunately, the bat bit the girl and not the dumb
bitch that thought picking up a goddamn bat and showing the children was a good
idea. Unless you have a formal education about *fill in the blank*, LEAVE SHIT
ALONE. Your crystals and incense won’t stop a wild animal from instinctively
attacking your dumbass. And NO, Wikipedia and Google do not constitute a
“formal education.” Thanks to the Internet, we’re all experts about everything.
Los Angeles is a piece of shit. Fact. At least
they legalized medical marijuana, which essentially means marijuana is legal.
However, you wouldn’t know it after they banned
all medical marijuana dispensaries. For some residents, the pot shops have
been a nuisance, with many claiming they have increased the crime rate in their
area. Not surprisingly, a bunch of hippies shouted profanity-laden protests at
the city council meeting once they reached the decision. Hippies are peaceful,
loving people…until you mess with their weed. There’s no better way to stop the
alleged nuisance and crime increase than to essentially make marijuana illegal
all over again. Banning dispensaries will put marijuana back on the black
market and into the hands of drug dealers (salt of the Earth) once again.
Legalize marijuana or don’t. However, don’t kind of legalize but only if this
happens and only here, not there…see the problem? Oh yeah, we’re all fucking
retarded.
A Greek Olympic athlete has been banned. Doping?
Nope. Sexual misconduct? I wish (you’ll see why). Racist tweet? Yep! Triple jumper Voula
Papachristou was expelled over comments on Twitter that were deemed racist.
This is what she said:
“With
so many Africans in Greece..At least the West Nile mosquitos..will eat homemade
food!!!”
And this is who said it:
I’m in love! Super hot and loves racist
tweets?!?!? I’m pretty sure $10 USD is worth like a $1 billion in Greece right
now. That’ll definitely help my chances. Social media has screwed over MANY
public figures/celebrities. Remember folks, EVERYTHING you say on the Internet
is being documented. Before the Internet, Papachristou would have told that
joke to her friends, hilarity would ensue, and everyone moves o with their
lives. Today, your entire career and life can be destroyed over that very same
joke if you post it on Twitter or Facebook. Welcome to the Digital Age! Oh, and
if someone can pass this along to Papachristou with my contact information,
that would be most excellent.
What To Look Forward To On Episode 102 of
Soundtrack of the Week:
For more news and commentary that Voula Papachristou would
approve of, listen to Soundtrack of the Week on www.soundtrackoftheweek.com,
iTunes, and on your smartphone via Stitcher Radio (Twitter page at @SOTWpodcast). Also follow Ty on
Twitter at @TySOTW. If you don’t,
the International Olympic Committee will block and ban you…from life.